Saturday, April 10, 2010

I Fucking Hate My Family

I don't really hate them but here are some big things I hate about them.

Mom - She's the biggest hypocrite, My brother was playing my video game called MW2. I kicked him off (My Game) and he told on me. My mom tells me I have to be a lot nicer and tell her she kicks me off her laptop everytime. So that makes her a hypocrite.

Sister 1 - She's selfish and tricky. She thinks she is so cool and nice, she really isn't. She is mean, annoying and thinks she's all that. Just because she's the eldest, she thinks she can boss us around. She always predicts i'm lying even when I really did something.

Brother - My younger and fatter brother is so annoying and ugly (makes ugly faces). He always tells on me for doing almost doing nothing. The story in the MOM category is my supid brothers fault. That is why I treat him badly, lately i've been treating him well, but now I fucking hate him again. When ever we get into a physical fight ... I kick his ass so bad. He is strong but he doesn't know how to fight. I can block and dodge all his fury fists, or should I say nails. When he get's made he makes devil noises and breathes like crazy. When I fight I act like Bruce Lee and make Karate sounds. I make fun of him becasue when we fight he cries. It's so funny...well enough of this topic, I could go on and on about this fag.

Sister 2 - She is more like my brother which is bad. She is a anime freak and she is trying to act like and asian like my sister 1. We are asian but they keep on over doing it. They use chopsticks and watch gay ass asian shit. They need to go on the internet to watch their animes, mangas, and korean dramas. That makes my Video Games lag and when I ask politely to get off they say "Screw You". I usualy win the swearing battle and they usually walk away like a mature person. But I don't I result to beating them up or insulting them until they start crying.

Dad - He's cool but sometimes he can be strict. He's cool with me usually!

Me - I'm a trouble maker and if you get me mad I will get you back, even if you don't notice it. I can kick anyones ass. I'm a Grade 6 at the time and i'm so short. But height doesn't matter; one time I beat up a tall Gr. 8. He told on me, that's so funny.

I don't hate them but they can be gay at times especially my ugly ass fat bitch brother.